galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(Source: disgustingpile, via im-a-lucky-charm)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via l3tsgettrippyy)

thehannahbartram:

chanel-tiger:

floweurli:

concising:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

reblogging bc wow

this kills me


IS THIS REAL

all i can see is “you lame”

thehannahbartram:

chanel-tiger:

floweurli:

concising:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

reblogging bc wow

this kills me

IS THIS REAL

all i can see is “you lame”

(Source: witchoria, via kallifornation)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via l3tsgettrippyy)

justmcdonaldsthings:

cumberbatch-of-cookes:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

The fuck kinds of requests are these?

The best ones.

(Source: poyzn, via readsleepsurvive)

mygoldengeist:


the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

(Source: mente-potencialmente-suicida, via readsleepsurvive)

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

(via readsleepsurvive)

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

(via readsleepsurvive)